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mrmagoomrmagoo Posted 1 month ago
I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

Had to go back to the dealer, because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated

'Nelson', the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days. Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Well, yesterday, a woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her.

I yelled at her, 'Crazy Bitch!'

The radio replied, "HILLARY, MAXINE, or PELOSI?"

I love this truck.

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